Clash of Champtions Preview Poem

Due to the overwhelming excitement of this PPV and the build up of such a prestigious event with so many deep and exciting storylines coming into this event I just had to write a poem to let out my joy of what an event I am about to witness

Here it is 

Clash of champions got me soo keen

a card full of good workers like the Champ Kevin Steen

If you think he is overweight you must be insane

Cesaro and Shaemus again gives me an erection

wish i was watching it from the cesaro section

the main event tonight should be Y2J vs Sami Zayn

the outcome of the match will be very clear

THIS IS AWESOME the crowd will cheer

The PPV will likely be boring and bland

But there all good workers why dont you understand

When the event is over everyone will complain

why the main event didnt feature Sami Zayn

Vince McMahon must have lost his brain

But when Zayn puts on a clinic and pins Y2J

YOU DESERVE IT is what they will say

A 60 min Iron man match with Zayn would be super

He aint a bloody cab driver he drives for UBER

 

mic drop